Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

26 Jul 2013

Chip Kelly's Mystery Man

MMQB's Jenny Vrentas looks at what is known about Philadelphia's addition of biometric information under Chip Kelly.

Posted by: Rivers McCown on 26 Jul 2013

1 comment, Last at 26 Jul 2013, 1:39pm by M.I.B.


by M.I.B. (not verified) :: Fri, 07/26/2013 - 1:39pm

Presumably, the real point of all this is to figure out which Eagles' players are actually alien infiltrators in disguise. Unfortunately "Nnamdi Asomugha" has already fled back to his home planet.