Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

30 Jan 2013

ESPN: Keys to Beating the 49ers

What tied San Francisco's worst games of the season together? They tended to struggle running the ball, while the pass defense gave up big chunks of yards early in the game. Also, it would help if the Ravens suddenly became the St. Louis Rams, although that makes no logical sense.

Posted by: Vincent Verhei on 30 Jan 2013

2 comments, Last at 31 Jan 2013, 3:15pm by bravehoptoad


by Karl Cuba :: Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:18pm

One of the reasons Culliver has given up some of his long plays is that he keeps falling over. It really doesn't help.

by bravehoptoad :: Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:15pm

He becomes stricken with the fear that the man he's covering might be gay. He's working on it, going to PFLAG meetings and getting counseling. The team has scheduled a signing for him at the Fulsome Street Fair. If he comes through that okay they figure he'll be able to cover anyone, regardless of perceived sexual orientation.