The Week in Quotes

The NFL reacts to the death of George Floyd, police brutality, and the violence that continued to unfold across the United States in the past week.

This month: Tom Brady and Peyton Manning play golf; M.C. Hammer tells us how to breath; Ryan Fitzpatrick talks beard care; Rob Gronkowski bulks up; and lots of parents watch lots of movies with their kids.

This month: a bunch of players get drafted, the draft fallout gets discussed for a day or two, and then we all go back to our binge-watching and meme debates.

Tom Brady's in Tampa Bay and the world has been changed by a pandemic. Anything else going on?

The biggest football story of 1985 was, of course, Da Bears. Other topics of conversation included insane college coaches; the USFL; unsuccessful holdouts and backfiring draft manipulations; fatherhood; Herm; obnoxiously loud crowds; a particularly terrible Tampa Bay team; and Joe Theismann's broken leg.

This month: scouting combine reactions; ridiculous questions and even more ridiculous answers; franchise tag thoughts; weed; offseason boredom; and celebrity punters.

This week: I don't know if you heard, but the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Also, the XFL is back.

It's Super Bowl week, and we have thoughts on all the usual content: fashionable eyewear, home repair, Chinese food, tiny bathing suits, the joy of lying, smart kids, hippopotamus vomit, and dodgeball.

This week: The Chiefs and 49ers celebrate their berths in the Super Bowl and prepare for the big game; teams that were knocked out of the playoffs psych themselves up for next year; Tom Brady says goodbye to Eli Manning; and the NFL reveals their plans for the draft in Las Vegas.

This week: players celebrate, coaches don't, knee injuries pay off, eliminated players chime in, and early retirement strikes. As always, take care of y'all chicken.