The Week in Quotes

It's championship week, which means everyone is looking back at the biggest plays in the divisional round (including Chad Henne's game-clinching performance for Kansas City) and looking forward to seeing who will play in Super Bowl LV.

This week: it's playoff time in both college football and the pros, which means it's time for physical beatings, poor decisions, regretful actions, and a whoooooole lot of gloating.

This week: Nate Sudfeld? Really?

This week: J.J. Watt calls out his teammates, Dabo Swinny calls out Ohio State, Philip Rivers calls out Father Time, Mike Zimmer calls out his own defense, Jim Schwartz calls out the Football Team, and the Oklahoma Sooners get crunk.

This week, we bring you beef for the holidays: Jalen vs. Carson; Bengals vs. Juju; Joe Judge vs. Christmas; Moss vs. Rice; Dungy vs. Brady; and finally, Marquez Valdes-Scantling vs. Football Outsiders.

This week: Lamar Jackson has, um, cramps; Ben Roethlisberger throws himself under the (metaphorical) bus; Deshaun Watson rides a (literal) bus; J.J. Watt gets the munchies; Sean McVay watches TV; and we hear about the intense relationship between Sean Payton and his quarterbacks.

This week: Dez Bryant and Carson Wentz get varying degrees of bad news; Jalen Hurts gets some good news; Odell Beckham reflects on his time with the Giants; Travis Kelce gets Kansas City's victims confused; Anthony Lynn has a poor choice of words; Josh Allen ponders a move to Scranton; and Chad Johnson enjoys his retirement.

This week: a wide receiver plays quarterback for the Broncos; a woman plays kicker for the Commodores; the Steelers play badly in a Wednesday afternoon win; a fullback plays through some serious pain; and Baker Mayfield plays at being Ron Swanson.

This week: the Steelers reflect on perfection, the Dolphins share emotions about a demotion, Drew Brees explains his pain, and the Jets still suck. Plus: Thanksgiving!

This week: the league react to the Hail Murray; Brian Schottenheimer realizes that Russell Wilson is good; Andy Reid and Jon Gruden battle over a bus; Keelan Cole visits the animal kingdom; and Justin Herbert gets a haircut.