This week: new faces in new places; the newly rich deal with new money; new stars need new nicknames; old friends become new enemies; and some teams are just always terrible.

This week: Washington's mess of a franchise, running backs talk usage and money, weird and not-so-weird animals, and playoff baseball.

This week: drama in Minnesota, Mozart's hidden talents, moustaches, injury recover in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, canine waste management, and the complex world of NFL defensive schemes.

This week: extra-salty Eagles fans; notable drive-through options; those darn millennials; Football Outsiders' new favorite coach; and the sweetness of young love.

This week: offensive linemen get gross, college QBs get desperate, college coaches state the obvious, old rivalries die hard, and Melvin Gordon explains why playing for the Chargers is no fun.

This week: quarterbacks react to the triumphs and tragedies of Week 1; coaches go power-mad; new faces in new places; and Tom Brady maintains his teammates' personal hygiene.

This week: FOOTBALL. IS. BACK. Plus, some literal potty talk.

The focus this week is on the shocking retirement of Andrew Luck -- but it's 2019, so there is also Fortnite, FaceTime, and social media beef.

This week, everything we love about the NFL is back. Madden! Hard Knocks! Fantasy lineups! Contract squabbles! Beer! Sweat! Helicopter parents! And football games too, if you're into that sort of thing.

This month: the Madden ratings are out, and everybody hates them. Well, almost everybody. Also: the sacrifices coaches would make to win a Super Bowl, the proper use of obscene gestures, people saying dumb things on TV, and -- yes -- Nathan Peterman.