Football players (and coaches and front-office people) say the darndest things
This week: Patrick Mahomes' weird voice, Blake Bortles' workmanlike attitude, Dirk Koetter goes scorched earth on his own team, and Jalen Ramsey makes his feelings on Tyreek Hill very clear.
This week: pass-rushers who hate offensive tackles, quarterbacks who want to get hit, coaches who steal from each other, and Marshawn Lynch learns the Queen's English.
Jon Gruden has issues with former Raiders, Antonio Brown has a bad week, Vontae Davis retires at halftime, and the Cleveland Browns win a football game.
This week: Jalen Ramsey threatens his family, Jon Gruden says Khalil Mack started it, Kirk Cousins gets even goofier, and Steve Smith and Michael Irvin get on each other's nerves.
Khalil Mack gets paid, but Le'Veon Bell is still waiting... and his teammates aren't happy about it. Plus: The secret reason why Jon Gruden came back to the NFL.
This week: tight booties, dirty names, angry coaches, gnarly hairstyles, and Jacksonville's harshest quarterback critic evaluates the passers of the NFL.
Training camps are open! It's time for rookies to report, for butts to get patted, for (video) games to be played, for chicken to be consumed (in Charlotte, not in Ann Arbor), and for all hell to break loose in Dallas.
There is no theme or trend in the quotes this month, so here is a picture of Graham Gano, who kicks balls really far even when he's not on the clock.
This month: salty quarterbacks, salty coaches, salty pass-rushers, and some sweet rookie dance moves.
Most NFL conversation in April focused around the draft, but there was still time for the Dalai Lama, varmint tracking, sneakers, inappropriate funeral proceedings, and making fun of nerds.