Football players (and coaches and front-office people) say the darndest things
Steve Spurrier goes trolling, Jim Harbaugh doesn't have time for you gobblers, and Romeo Crennel may not even be awake for this week's best quotes.
David Wilson is like birth control, Ray Rice is compared to a burrito, and Mike Leach bans Twitter in this week's best quotes.
Aaron Rodgers finds vengeance, Andy Reid finds a scapegoat, and Bill O'Brien won't be taken in by your Spacebook invites in this week's best quotes.
Woody Johnson has become a football mind, Bountygate continues despite zero evidence, and Geno Smith can't believe you'd say that he sucks in this week's best quotes.
Brandon Boykin: candy bar. Nick Saban: not a spread offense enthusiast. That, plus massive states of denial from Rex Ryan and Leroy Harris, in this week's best quotes.
Golden Gate ... the return of the actual officials ... what were you expecting to find quotes on? Next question.
Interrupted kneeldowns, interrupted Jaguars game, and interrupted Chris Johnson's career headline this week's best quotes.
The toughest metrosexual Wes Welker has ever known, Brandon Weeden's depressing debut, and a Tebow who can throw top this week's best quotes.
Urlacher's knees will never be the same, Randy Moss wants you off his lawn, and Todd Graham's hypocrisy continues unabashedly in this week's best quotes.
The end of Ochocinco in Madden, the end of Chris Cooley in Washington, and the beginning of college football. The end and the beginning in this week's best quotes.