The Week in Quotes

Football players (and coaches and front-office people) say the darndest things

Week in Quotes

The Week In Quotes: November 4, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: November 4, 2016

This week: sex jokes in press conferences, sex toys on the field, sexual insults in the stands, and cannibalism.

11 comments, Last at 07 Nov 2016, 11:59am by bravehoptoad
The Week in Quotes: October 28, 2016
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The Week in Quotes: October 28, 2016

Nearly a week later, the Draw in the Desert is still fresh on everyone's minds.

24 comments, Last at 31 Oct 2016, 10:29am by Noah Arkadia
The Week In Quotes: October 21, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: October 21, 2016

We've got players and coaches who are cranky about losses, commentators who are cranky about players, and middle-aged men cranky at these damn millenials, and yes, Bill Belichick cranky about tablets.

1 comment, Last at 21 Oct 2016, 3:07pm by DEW
The Week In Quotes: October 14, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: October 14, 2016

We should just rename this column "The Week in Bennetts," but we also hear from Blaine Gabbert, Von Miller, Jameis Winston, Chip Kelly, Odell Beckham, Charles Haley and more!

9 comments, Last at 17 Oct 2016, 8:53am by jtr
The Week In Quotes: October 7, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: October 7, 2016

This week: make-believe archery, quarterback controversies, criminal activity, dark trousers, tea, twerking, Usain Bolt, and everyone's talking about the Rams.

9 comments, Last at 10 Oct 2016, 9:25am by Aaron Brooks Good Twin
The Week In Quotes: September 30, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: September 30, 2016

Quite a hodge-podge of subjects this week, from Foxborough fashion, to profanity, to smack talk, to more profanity, to giant bags of money, to early retirements, to impossibly high standards for rookie quarterbacks.

1 comment, Last at 01 Oct 2016, 10:40am by RobotBoy
The Week In Quotes: September 23, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: September 23, 2016

Topics this week include Cleveland's terrible offense, Los Angeles' terrible offense, and Chicago's terrible offense. With a special appearance by Mike Ditka!

20 comments, Last at 16 Nov 2016, 9:27am by markcuban
The Week In Quotes: September 16, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: September 16, 2016

A surprisingly high amount of words this week were used by or to describe the Buffalo Bills.

1 comment, Last at 23 Apr 2018, 1:50am by jazz2125
The Week In Quotes: September 9, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: September 9, 2016

This week: Everybody wants to know what happens when the Minnesota Vikings and Sam Bradford meet.

The Week In Quotes: September 2, 2016
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The Week In Quotes: September 2, 2016

This week: drugs, excessive celebrations, bad Wi-Fi, and regrettable mistakes. That's right, it's back to school week!

3 comments, Last at 07 Sep 2016, 10:36pm by LionInAZ